OLD WIVES TALES
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as you may be aware , ruth , who is paul the drummers better alf and alison who is steve my stepson/erics roadies better alf were both due to drop last week so i am trying to find some old wives tales (new ones will do) to get em sprogging
thus allowing me to attend the piss ups before i go on me hols on sat
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HELP
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comments so far-
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that's supposed to bring it on. It doesn't work but whe-hay!!!
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Phileric said...
Yes the theory behind it is that if you go out & shag as many women as possible - she goes absolutely up the wall when she finds out & is so furious that it brings on the labour.She obviously continues all this ranting & raging throughout the labour "You're never coming near me again..." and all that crap but as soon as little one is born etc all is forgiven happy & doting mum smiles & says with a little tear of joy - "aw - isn't baby sweet & & looks just like daddy coochie coochie coochie cooo...." etc.....Or was all that one of my nightmares I mentioned on my blog.
Phileric said...
Yes the theory behind it is that if you go out & shag as many women as possible - she goes absolutely up the wall when she finds out & is so furious that it brings on the labour.She obviously continues all this ranting & raging throughout the labour "You're never coming near me again..." and all that crap but as soon as little one is born etc all is forgiven happy & doting mum smiles & says with a little tear of joy - "aw - isn't baby sweet & & looks just like daddy coochie coochie coochie cooo...." etc.....Or was all that one of my nightmares I mentioned on my blog.
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big sexy dave said...
i have heard that going for a curry works? then again this one was probably started by a bloke. any reason for a curry is fine by me + if the lady is feeling rather full (as i can imagine she would) thats even more for us chaps to scoff!!!!!!!!
i have heard that going for a curry works? then again this one was probably started by a bloke. any reason for a curry is fine by me + if the lady is feeling rather full (as i can imagine she would) thats even more for us chaps to scoff!!!!!!!!
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posted by The Erics at 2:04 AM
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lots of sex?
what , with anyone you want?
whe-hey!!!
i have heard that going for a curry works?
then again this one was probably started by a bloke.
any reason for a curry is fine by me + if the lady is feeling rather full (as i can imagine she would) thats even more for us chaps to scoff!!!!!!!!
top idea
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