-SAM THE MOVIE-

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word has leaked through to Dave erics HQ that there is to be a movie based on the life of Sam eric

this will be a no holds barred account of the six string sex god infamous for his wangy bar technique and love of mollusks

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and here we can see some undercover pics of the auditions which took place at a top secret location in petes house in armley

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George cloony has been turned down for the role because he was to fat , but there has been talk of Arnold swalzenstickly wanting to do it as long as Samuel l Jackson gets the role of Phil

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more news as we get it

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Sam Hirst said...
I think Fred Elliot should get the part. Like me only better looking!