-A STAR IS BORN-

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here you can see dave aged 12 years enjoying the delights of school dinners

(you grow up quick in armley)

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after leaving school with 34 A levels and a drink problem he was spotted by a talent scout who got him into acting , this led to his first major role as a stunt double for the shark in JAWS 16 (crabs from uranus)

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it then came as such a suprise when he won the oscar for most whale like creature in a bathing suit that he nearly spilt his drink

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realizing that he had nearly wasted his beer led dave into a major health kick , this included not having blackcurrant in his cider and only eating chappaties with his curries

he also overcame his long term eating disorder when he realised he could use both of his hands to shovel grub into his gob

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it worked and he can now be found parading the catwalks of Paris , London and Beeston in his new career as a super-duper model , sex cymble and fantasy male to millions

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.here he is on his latest proffesional shoot , showing off the best that durex have to offer for their latest adverts

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'DUREX'

'will fit on the biggest knob you can imagine'

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more dave-facts to cum