-POOR SAM-

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this is the moment (captured on film) that sam realised that he is'nt going to make this years guiness book of records

due to his recent stint in the priory clinic to help him with his addiction to yellow jelly babies he has only bought 187 guitars this year

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the rest of the band have promised to stick by him in these troubled times, and sam himself would like to thank all of the erics fans for their cards and letters of support

hopefuly his enforced diet of black jacks will have him back to his old self soon

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phil is also doing a lot better in trying to beat his class A sticky-stuff addiction to blu-tac

he has cut down and is now onto the less dangerous class B masking tape

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we are hoping (fingers crossed) to start him on post it notes by the end of the month

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will let you know of any changes

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plus paul swallowed a two pound coin........

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......still no change

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and finaly dave ate a large starter

two curries

five chappati's

a palak nann

half a keema nann

chips

and drank seven pints of cobra......

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....no ,really!