LONG TIME NO POST
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just got back from a great time away for toms birthday
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on sat we went to Cadbury World (free chocolate)
and on sun we went to a safari park
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while we were there, we heard about the amazing hair growth powers of giraffe spittle

apparently there is a special enzyme that male giraffes produce from their taste buds that stimulates growth in dead hair follicles

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so you will now find normally rational men driving very slowly with jam smeared on their heads through the giraffe enclosure with their sunroofs wide open

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above you can see a digitally enhanced photo of sams car (the purple one) doing just this

if you look very closely you can see krush, col, and wilkes in the back

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