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THE FIRST CASE OF BIRD FLU HAS HIT BRITAIN

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THE COUNTRY HAS BEEN PUT ON ALERT

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THOUSANDS ARE EXPECTED TO DIE

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KFC IS NO MORE

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THE SHEESH WILL HAVE TO STOP USING CHICKEN

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CHINESE TAKEAWAYS WILL HAVE TO STICK WITH CAT

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BUT AS THEY SAY

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EVERY CLOUD HAS A SILVER LINING

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