REAL WILD CHILD

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a little creature was recently discovered in the wild overgrown jungles of methley

a cross between a cutie little princess and a tazmanian devil and known by the latin name of noisygettusoliviarus

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she may look harmless, but has the lung capacity to shatter glass and cause permanent ear damage

ben did capture her but she escaped

richard tried his best but to no avail lauren even tried the old camouflage trick

you couldn't see her at all

the creature stayed free but the buns started going missing

she was eventually captured when the baldy beardy grandad bloke offered a human sacrifice (OK it's a doll) and methley was safe once again

apart from the woman in the next garden with the silly laugh