WOT

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the first person to guess wot these two images are will win a pint from me

(not vodka ect.)

to be collected at any gig

so get your eyes on overtime and your brains into gear and get guessing

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Phileric said...
I think the 1st picture is Linda's (your Linda's) nipple.The second one is a picture of what goes on inside Sam's head.

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Sam Hirst said...
Huh?
;)>

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big sexy dave said...
quarter past ten

-the truth is out-
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we arrived safely after a comfortable flight traveling first class in the bands own private concorde , and after the custommary state welcome and royal banquet we settled down into our three star self catering apartments

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on the first night i met up with my long lost twin
brother lesley, it has to be said that the years have not been as kind to him as they obviously have been to me , but i'm sure you'll agree that the resemblance is uncanny and in a way quite , quite scary

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it was his idea to party the night away at the pink flamingo gogo working mens club and institute where we met a lovely chap called laurence
oh how we laughed as we danced to the to the disco greats and played cards,

it then got very hot and all our clothes fell off and w...................
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we are afraid we cannot publish any more of this tripe as it is a family site and its just getting silly!
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but in the end we did have a lovely time , doing all the usual holiday stuff , eating and drinking to much
so

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now starts

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THE DIET!!!!!!!!!
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BUGGER

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Gayn said...
Just shown your grandchildren these pictures and I can honestly say then are now scarred, probably for life.....Just one question - Whens the swimsuit catalogue out???

WELL HERE I AM ON ME HOLS

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MY HEAD LOOKS LIKE A GIANT BEETROOT

I HAVE DRUNK ENOUGH TO EQUAL GEORGE BEST

AND ITS PISSING IT DOWN

BUGGER!!

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and to top it all off i can´t get any of my photies to upload on this t´internet cafe compoooota thingy

bigger bugger!!!!

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not for me you understand

its you poor unfortunates who are missing out on the sight of me in my shimmering leopardskin thong!

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mega big congrats to ste-al-beth-dom and meg on the arrival of jacob

i am just on my way out to wet his head now

see you all soon

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more details at

www.theerics.blogspot.com

HOW ACE IS THIS!!!!!!!!!

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MEGA CONGRATS TO RUTH , PAUL

AND BIG BRO' JAMES

+ SARAH AND ANNA

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been listening to -

chillis - marvin gaye - living colour - nin - tubes - specials - prince - sir cliff - clash - bob marley - therapy

NICK HAS STOPPED PUMPING

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YES BREAKING NEWS JUST THRU TELLS US THAT NICK 'THE STICK' WARD IS NO LONGER PLAYING DRUMS FOR THE NEW ZEALAND HEAVY-JAZZ-ROCK-PUNKABILY-SKIFFLE-DEATH METAL BAND

PUMP!

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nick has recently been trying his hand at other projects including his love of acting , it was this love that got him the contract with kiwi thongs ltd as their number one spokesperson and model

it was also this that caused the rift in the band , going against their christian rock beliefs , and caused the split.

nick has since pulled out of the crotch business and is looking for a more impressive part........

in acting

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but has this hunka yorkshire beef been idle since packing in the package industry???

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has he chuff

he has been spotted trying out for various bands but has yet to find one that can live up to his high high high high standards

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it has also been reported that he was trying to get a small part in blondie , but deborah harry has since dropped all charges and passed on her phone number

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so on he goes , and those who know him know that he does go on, to bigger and better things

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GOOD LUCK SPUD!!

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luv dave

OLD WIVES TALES

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as you may be aware , ruth , who is paul the drummers better alf and alison who is steve my stepson/erics roadies better alf were both due to drop last week so i am trying to find some old wives tales (new ones will do) to get em sprogging

thus allowing me to attend the piss ups before i go on me hols on sat

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PLEASE

HELP

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Phileric said...
Lots of sex -

that's supposed to bring it on. It doesn't work but whe-hay!!!

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big sexy dave said...
lots of sex? what , with anyone you want? whe-hey!!!

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Phileric said...
Yes the theory behind it is that if you go out & shag as many women as possible - she goes absolutely up the wall when she finds out & is so furious that it brings on the labour.She obviously continues all this ranting & raging throughout the labour "You're never coming near me again..." and all that crap but as soon as little one is born etc all is forgiven happy & doting mum smiles & says with a little tear of joy - "aw - isn't baby sweet & & looks just like daddy coochie coochie coochie cooo...." etc.....Or was all that one of my nightmares I mentioned on my blog.

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big sexy dave said...
i have heard that going for a curry works? then again this one was probably started by a bloke. any reason for a curry is fine by me + if the lady is feeling rather full (as i can imagine she would) thats even more for us chaps to scoff!!!!!!!!

top idea

who squashed the frog?

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we have just come to the end of the camping season as the weather is getting to wet and cold

so what did we do last weekend?

i personally have'nt been camping (ooer!!) for a good 20 years , and i'm sure the last time i went it was warm. me and linda got there (near Pickering) early so had chance for a couple in the local pub which brewed its own bright orange handpulled cider which tasted a lot better than it looked. soon rich , sue and grandkids lauren and olivia turned up and the tent was up and the beer was flowing. after tea and a load more of the dodgy cider it was time for kip. i got a great night but the girls were kept awake by some big baldy , beardy gadge snoring all night. it got down to minus four during the night and we woke to find everything frozen (yes everything) but that was soon sorted with a bacon buttie

we are gonna have to have a band camping trip deffo!

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who did squash the frog ??

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been listening to -

therapy - xtc - stevie wonder - killers - faith no more - peter gabriel - prince - futureheads - sparks