YEH BUT

NO BUT

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OH GO ON THEN!!

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50/50 = 100%

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sats gig at the new inn with 50/50 went quite well to say that i learnt a dozen new songs in 2 hours

but all was well as i had it all written down , it just got harder to read as the night went on

that's stella for you

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you can always tell when i'm not sure of a song , as i pull that 'sucking on a lemon' face

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it felt really weird being the tallest for a change , i usually look like a diddy man on stage with THE ERICS when i get beside bloody jaws and gulliver

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THERES A

50/50

CHANCE OF ME F**KIN UP

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i know its late notice

but i'm playing bass with 50/50 at the new inn morley sat 18th march

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their own bass player can't make it , so Mr Mountain asked me to step in

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so thats 20 songs

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no practice

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loadsa beer

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should be a good'un

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get up if you aint got nowt else on

-ITS PENSION DAY-

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HERE WE SEE TOM SPORTING THE LATEST IN THE

'OLD GIFFER' RANGE

ITS THE LATEST TREND TO HIT THE STREETS

ALL HE NEEDS NOW IS A SPLASH OFF

'ESSENCE OF PISS'

AND WE'RE READY FOR THE BINGO

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-ME NEW BABY-

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-ME BABY-

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-ITS HERE-

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THE FIRST CASE OF BIRD FLU HAS HIT BRITAIN

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THE COUNTRY HAS BEEN PUT ON ALERT

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THOUSANDS ARE EXPECTED TO DIE

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KFC IS NO MORE

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THE SHEESH WILL HAVE TO STOP USING CHICKEN

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CHINESE TAKEAWAYS WILL HAVE TO STICK WITH CAT

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BUT AS THEY SAY

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EVERY CLOUD HAS A SILVER LINING

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