dont forget

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DUGGANS DUGOUT

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called to the crimea castleford on wed night to check out the jam night
met up with a few old faces, a few new
i also met a lovely bloke in the toilets,

but thats enough of that
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no mercy for percy were up first and although a bit nervous, did a great job
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followed by a whos who of cas rock
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including members of rock legacy, scooby, black rising and heavy load
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they tried to get me up, but i bottled it
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then at the end they said you got free beer for playing
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BUGGER

dont forget

www.myspace.com/daveeric

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BUSY WEEKEND??

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i went out for a beer

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MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

BEER

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with sam eric

(pictured below in his spare bedroom)

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he was telling me how his idea to form a rainbow tribute band was not going exactly to plan

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poor sod

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then to make things worse

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it was his round

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poor bugger

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then i got a letter from nick eric

(now in NZ)

saying how all was going well with him, and that he had packed in playing drums and taken up his old chilhood love of naked fellwalking/handgliding and had even started bodybuilding

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LOOKING GOOD!!

check out

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- LUV U -

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LIFESTYLES OF

THE RICH AND FAMOUS

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after years of putting up with the hordes of erics fans scaling the eight foot security fence we had to have erected around the big sexy mansion

i have finally had enough

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so after long and productive talks with the home office, we have come up with the perfect security solution

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REAL WILD CHILD

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a little creature was recently discovered in the wild overgrown jungles of methley

a cross between a cutie little princess and a tazmanian devil and known by the latin name of noisygettusoliviarus

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she may look harmless, but has the lung capacity to shatter glass and cause permanent ear damage

ben did capture her but she escaped

richard tried his best but to no avail lauren even tried the old camouflage trick

you couldn't see her at all

the creature stayed free but the buns started going missing

she was eventually captured when the baldy beardy grandad bloke offered a human sacrifice (OK it's a doll) and methley was safe once again

apart from the woman in the next garden with the silly laugh

LONG TIME NO POST
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just got back from a great time away for toms birthday
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on sat we went to Cadbury World (free chocolate)
and on sun we went to a safari park
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while we were there, we heard about the amazing hair growth powers of giraffe spittle

apparently there is a special enzyme that male giraffes produce from their taste buds that stimulates growth in dead hair follicles

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so you will now find normally rational men driving very slowly with jam smeared on their heads through the giraffe enclosure with their sunroofs wide open

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above you can see a digitally enhanced photo of sams car (the purple one) doing just this

if you look very closely you can see krush, col, and wilkes in the back

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