-SAM THE MOVIE-

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word has leaked through to Dave erics HQ that there is to be a movie based on the life of Sam eric

this will be a no holds barred account of the six string sex god infamous for his wangy bar technique and love of mollusks

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and here we can see some undercover pics of the auditions which took place at a top secret location in petes house in armley

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George cloony has been turned down for the role because he was to fat , but there has been talk of Arnold swalzenstickly wanting to do it as long as Samuel l Jackson gets the role of Phil

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more news as we get it

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Sam Hirst said...
I think Fred Elliot should get the part. Like me only better looking!

-SCOOBY JUST FARTED-

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TEENAGER ALERT

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ben was 13 on st georges day

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went to see him march with the sea cadets in the morley parade

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then to the pub for grub

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mmmmm.........

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......mmmmmmmm

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and beer

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mmmmmmmmmmm

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like father

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like daughter

.HAPPY BIRTHDAY

YA

OLD GIT

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-THE ULTIMATE GIFT-

for the man who has everything

your very own female remote

(sent mine back to change SEX to CURRY)

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-HOLS-

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we finally (don't ask) got back from our hols in dubai

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as you can see , we caught the sun a bit

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more to come when i've had some kip