-THE KIDS ARE ALL REEET!!-

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grandkids BEN N TOM have now got there own blog which can be found in the links bit

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just up and running at the mo , but promises to deliver amazing facts like how far tom can get his finger up his nose and how come ben has been a teenager for three years and is still only twelve

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also featuring amazing sites in their links bit

like the very annoying and singable ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN and the 'throw george bush around like a RAGDOLL MAN'

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also recently added is

FINBASS

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where you can find all things splinter and Atomic bass playery (is that a word?)

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plus theres all the other usual stuff

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SAM ERIC

has started posting again

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telling us al about his obsessio...........sorry

love of guitars

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check out the SCARY UNCLE site

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there are some new pics and an update on the demo and gigs

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and if you're bored and have got a spare 20 mins , why not start your own blog?

its easy

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just click on get your own blog at the top of the page and you're off

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HAPPY BLOGGING

-THE TRUTH IS OUT-

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we were sworn not to tell , but phil let slip on his site about the fact that them kaiser chief lads got it all from us

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i remember sitting with them in mcdonalds beeston and saying how i was going to lose a bit of weight and could see a food restriction plan happening soon

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and what happens?

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the next thing you know they've recorded a single called dave predicts a diet , the title was later changed to save me any embaressment

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sodpots

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still not convinced ?

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well prepare yourselves as we have photographic proof

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this shot has been checked out by the CID , FBI , MFI and CSA and they have all confirmed its authenticity

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below you will find the picture taken in Ricky's front room with the band surrounded by various erics collectables

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as you can see he has gone for the limited edition erics prints to decorate his walls

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whilst reading the erics rolling stone mag sex special

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they have even got their hands on the sam-aid ep and a bootleg copy of our northern idiots disc

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so keep your eyes open for these guys

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they're actually quite good

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KEEP ON ROCKIN'

-POOR SAM-

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this is the moment (captured on film) that sam realised that he is'nt going to make this years guiness book of records

due to his recent stint in the priory clinic to help him with his addiction to yellow jelly babies he has only bought 187 guitars this year

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the rest of the band have promised to stick by him in these troubled times, and sam himself would like to thank all of the erics fans for their cards and letters of support

hopefuly his enforced diet of black jacks will have him back to his old self soon

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phil is also doing a lot better in trying to beat his class A sticky-stuff addiction to blu-tac

he has cut down and is now onto the less dangerous class B masking tape

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we are hoping (fingers crossed) to start him on post it notes by the end of the month

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will let you know of any changes

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plus paul swallowed a two pound coin........

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......still no change

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and finaly dave ate a large starter

two curries

five chappati's

a palak nann

half a keema nann

chips

and drank seven pints of cobra......

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....no ,really!

-A STAR IS BORN-

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here you can see dave aged 12 years enjoying the delights of school dinners

(you grow up quick in armley)

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after leaving school with 34 A levels and a drink problem he was spotted by a talent scout who got him into acting , this led to his first major role as a stunt double for the shark in JAWS 16 (crabs from uranus)

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it then came as such a suprise when he won the oscar for most whale like creature in a bathing suit that he nearly spilt his drink

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realizing that he had nearly wasted his beer led dave into a major health kick , this included not having blackcurrant in his cider and only eating chappaties with his curries

he also overcame his long term eating disorder when he realised he could use both of his hands to shovel grub into his gob

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it worked and he can now be found parading the catwalks of Paris , London and Beeston in his new career as a super-duper model , sex cymble and fantasy male to millions

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.here he is on his latest proffesional shoot , showing off the best that durex have to offer for their latest adverts

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'DUREX'

'will fit on the biggest knob you can imagine'

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more dave-facts to cum